Beyond Rankings, Into Minds
SEO isn't just about climbing search results - it's about staying memorable. I create strategies that capture attention, build trust, and turn visitors into customers.
// Not Your Usual Business Playground
Hi, I'm Shapur Zabihian a Business Process Analyst & Reengineering Expert in a Wildly Complicated World.
The world of business processes? A tangled jungle of inefficiencies, outdated methods, and "we've always done it this way" thinking. But that's where I thrive. I don't just optimize, I reinvent. I break the mold, rethink the rules, and turn complexity into clarity.
Being visible online isn't enough - being unforgettable is. I go beyond traditional SEO and marketing strategies to create impact where others see only algorithms.
Data-Driven, Creativity-Powered
Blending numbers with creativity is the key to standing out. I analyze data, but I don't just follow trends - I craft digital experiences that make an impact.
Strategy, Not Just Tactics
Conventional marketing strategies bring predictable results. I rethink your brand's digital journey, creating unique, tailored solutions for real growth.
// 25+ Years of Problem-Solving & Rule-Breaking
Skills, Thrills & Coffee Spills
1980 - 20XX
Unlearning to Learn: The Real School of Life
The Field Theory
100/100Grade: Summa Cum Laude in Daydreaming
Forget classrooms, forget textbooks. My best ideas didn't come from fluorescent-lit rooms but from lying in a field, staring at the sky, connecting invisible dots in my mind.
The 10,000-Hour Algorithm
404/errorGrade: Certified in Debugging & Epiphanies
Degrees? Diplomas? I have something better - countless hours battling bugs, testing strategies, breaking things, and fixing them again.
1998 - 20XX
Adventures in the Digital Wild
Digital Nomad & Problem Firefighter
GlobalWi-Fi and a laptop are my true headquarters.
I've worked from beaches, mountains, cafes, and even an ancient temple once. My job is about solving problems and making the digital world better - one website at a time.
SEO Detective & Algorithm Whisperer
CoffeeGoogle changes the rules? I change the game.
SEO isn't about stuffing keywords. It's about understanding search engines like an old friend and making websites rise from the ashes of page 10.
// 25 Years of Digital Alchemy
What Makes Me (Digitally) Dangerous
Strategic Mindset & Digital Wizardry
SEO Sorcery95%
Business Process Hacking90%
Creative Problem-Solving92%
Execution & Adaptability
Growth-Driven Marketing88%
Tech Chameleon94%
Global Perspective96%
// The Master Plan
The Eternal Nomad Who Fixes Business Chaos
Some people feel at home in one place. I feel at home everywhere and nowhere at the same time. My soul is fueled by fernweh, that untranslatable German word that means a deep longing for faraway places.
I'm a business process analyst, SEO strategist, and digital nomad - but let's be real, titles don't define me. What defines me is my rebellious mindset (always ethical, never reckless), my refusal to accept "this is how we've always done it."
My work is an adventure, just like my travels. When a client calls me, it's never just another job - it's a mission. I dive in, dissect inefficiencies, break outdated systems, and craft strategies that actually work.
If you're looking for someone who thinks differently, challenges the status quo, and approaches business problems with passion, I'm your guy. Let's make something amazing together.
// Let's Talk: No Robots, Just Real Strategy