Not Your Usual Business Playground

Hi, I’m Shapur Zabihian a Business Process Analyst & Reengineering Expert
in a Wildly Complicated World.

The world of business processes? A tangled jungle of inefficiencies, outdated methods, and “we’ve always done it this way” thinking. But that’s where I thrive. I don’t just optimize, I reinvent. I break the mold, rethink the rules, and turn complexity into clarity. If your business feels like a labyrinth, consider me your guide to the exit… or better yet, to a smarter, faster, and more profitable way forward.

Raw Mind

Being visible online isn’t enough being unforgettable is. I go beyond traditional SEO and marketing strategies to create impact where others see only algorithms.

Beyond Rankings, Into Minds

SEO isn’t just about climbing search results—it’s about staying memorable. I create strategies that capture attention, build trust, and turn visitors into customers.

Data-Driven, Creativity-Powered

Blending numbers with creativity is the key to standing out. I analyze data, but I don’t just follow trends—I craft digital experiences that make an impact.

Strategy, Not Just Tactics

Conventional marketing strategies bring predictable results. I rethink your brand’s digital journey, creating unique, tailored solutions for real growth.

25+ Years of Problem-Solving, Coffee-Drinking & Rule-Breaking

Skills, Thrills & Coffee Spills

1980 - 20XX

Unlearning to Learn: The Real School of Life
📖 The Field Theory
📊 Grade: 🌿 Summa Cum Laude in Daydreaming

∞/100

Forget classrooms, forget textbooks. My best ideas didn’t come from fluorescent-lit rooms but from lying in a field, staring at the sky, connecting invisible dots in my mind. Because true learning happens when you stop trying so hard and let creativity do its thing.

💻 The 10,000-Hour Algorithm
📊 Grade: 🔥 Certified in Debugging & Late-Night Epiphanies

404/error

Degrees? Diplomas? Fancy certificates? I have something better an uncountable number of hours battling bugs, testing strategies, breaking things, and fixing them again. The real knowledge comes from sleepless nights in front of a screen, fueled by coffee and curiosity.

1998 - 20XX

Adventures in the Digital Wild
🏴‍☠️ Digital Nomad & Professional Firefighter (of Problems)
Office? I don’t know her. Wi-Fi and a laptop are my true headquarters.

Somewhere between a hammock and a strong Wi-Fi signal

I’ve worked from beaches, mountains, cafés, and even an ancient temple once (true story). My job is not about where I am but about solving problems, optimizing businesses, and making the digital world a better place—one website at a time.

🕵️‍♂️ SEO Detective & Algorithm Whisperer
Google changes the rules? I change the game.

Deep inside Google’s mind (but physically, anywhere with coffee)

SEO isn’t about stuffing keywords and hoping for the best. It’s about understanding search engines like an old friend, cracking their secret language, and making websites rise like phoenixes from the ashes of page 10.

25 Years of Digital Alchemy & Unconventional Thinking

What Makes Me (Digitally) Dangerous
Strategic Mindset & Digital Wizardry

SEO Sorcery

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Business Process Hacking

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Creative Problem-Solving

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Execution & Adaptability in Any Terrain

Growth-Driven Marketing

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Tech Chameleon

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Global Perspective

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The Eternal Nomad Who Fixes Business Chaos

Some people feel at home in one place. I feel at home everywhere and nowhere at the same time. My soul is fueled by fernweh, that untranslatable German word that means a deep longing for faraway places. Give me a backpack, a laptop, and a Wi-Fi connection, and I can turn any corner of the world into my office.

I’m a business process analyst, SEO strategist, and digital nomad but let’s be real, titles don’t define me. What defines me is my rebellious mindset (always ethical, never reckless), my refusal to accept “this is how we’ve always done it,” and my obsession with solving problems in ways no one else has thought of.

My work is an adventure, just like my travels. When a client calls me, it’s never just another job, it’s a mission. I dive in, dissect inefficiencies, break outdated systems, and craft strategies that actually work. And just like tasting street food in a new country, success in a project gives me a thrill that never gets old.

I also have a deep love for animals, nature, and authenticity, whether it’s hiking in remote jungles, sipping chai with locals, or brainstorming the next big idea from a beach hammock.

If you’re looking for someone who thinks differently, challenges the status quo, and approaches business problems with the same passion as a traveler discovering a new culture, I’m your guy. Let’s make something amazing together.

Let’s Talk: No Robots, Just Real Strategy

Is Your Website Winning or Just Existing? Let’s Find Out

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Shapur Zabihian
Business Process Analyst & Reengineering
SEO Specialist & ERP Consultant 

BIRTHDAY

32 Dec

LOCATION

Currently lost in a new adventure - coordinates unknown -